Total Medals Earned: 86 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,585 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Big round of applause!
Medals Earned: 3/30 (40/720 points)
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Rob a store
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 14/14 (515/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/52 (5/330 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/295 points)
What is this game anyway?
You got the hang of this!
You REALLY got the hang of this!
Not afraid of the cross.
I guess you know what this game is.
It's healthy to avoid red things.
Square, but definetly not fair.
I guess you made it fair.
Squeeze in there bud!
Tight, but comfy, and in your lane.
Line go pew, pew, pew.
You go woosh, woosh, woosh.
Few corners, many challenges.
Not few enough corners.
Your wish is my command.